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“Grandma’s not in heaven, Mom. She’s at the church in that bed box.” -Madison, 3 years old
I walked by the bathroom as my daughter was staring in the mirror to overhear her say, "My cheeks are unforgettable!" -Madison, 3 years old
“When I was two, I used to lick my snot but now I know that is gross. Now whif I have snots, I use a Kleenex. And whif we’re out of Kleenex, I use toilet paper or paper towel. And whif we’re out of these, I just leave it there!” -Madison, 3 years old
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My infant son was screaming as I was in the middle of cooking dinner so I asked my daughter to put his pacifier in. She got it situated and he instantly calmed down. She turned around with a giant smile on her face and shouted, "HE'S HEALED!" - Madison, 2 years old
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my kid's favorite quote; What's for dinner?
When Adam was between 1 and 2 he used to say "Oh HAPPY DAY!"
Whenever I do something that Adam approves of (like driving over a railroad track, or fixing something) he says, "Good job Mommy, YOU DID IT!!"
If Adam or Aaron want to be held they usually say, "I wanna hold you."
Along the lines of holding, Adam used to say, "Mommy you wanna sit on my lap?" if he wants to sit on your lap.
Okay, one more....Adam just took a bunch of the stuffing out of our couch cushion which is starting to tear open, then he handed me all the white puffy fluff and said, "Mommy, please go make a snow ball, it's broken."
Tripp passed some gas and he says "mommy what was that?" I said "I think it was your bum" he says " no I think it was a squirrel!" -Tripp 2 years old
My dad Told tripp that he loved him. Tripp says "I love haydon (his uncle) you can love krue (his baby brother). "
Champ was asleep one night and I went to check on him. When I walked in, he groggily rolled over and said 'Mom, will you slice me a peach?"
I got pulled over by an Idaho State Trooper with 2 yr old Champ in the back. The trooper greeted us at the window and before I could say anything, Champ piped up, "We don't have any drugs!"
5 yr old Cooper said, "Mom when are we going to have a baby at our house?" I said, "I don't know, do you want one?" He said, "Yea I want two." Ack!
I am fragile!
My son loves to read so we grounded him from reading until he got his room cleaned. Ten minutes later we go into his room and he is crying because "This is torture!"
My 4-year-old nephew, when he found out that my 17-year-old brother was tending him while his parents were on vacation and the grandparents were out for the night, with his cute lisp and everything: "YOU'RE in charge?!"
Jack was going through a pile of cuddly flannel I had set aside for D.I. He made sure I was in earshot and said, "'This fabric is so soft,' said the boy who wanted a new quilt."-Becca
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