“When I was two, I used to lick my snot but now I know that is gross. Now whif I have snots, I use a Kleenex. And whif we’re out of Kleenex, I use toilet paper or paper towel. And whif we’re out of these, I just leave it there!” -Madison, 3 years old
My infant son was screaming as I was in the middle of cooking dinner so I asked my daughter to put his pacifier in. She got it situated and he instantly calmed down. She turned around with a giant smile on her face and shouted, "HE'S HEALED!" - Madison, 2 years old
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Okay, one more....Adam just took a bunch of the stuffing out of our couch cushion which is starting to tear open, then he handed me all the white puffy fluff and said, "Mommy, please go make a snow ball, it's broken."
I got pulled over by an Idaho State Trooper with 2 yr old Champ in the back. The trooper greeted us at the window and before I could say anything, Champ piped up, "We don't have any drugs!"
My son loves to read so we grounded him from reading until he got his room cleaned. Ten minutes later we go into his room and he is crying because "This is torture!"
My 4-year-old nephew, when he found out that my 17-year-old brother was tending him while his parents were on vacation and the grandparents were out for the night, with his cute lisp and everything: "YOU'RE in charge?!"
Jack was going through a pile of cuddly flannel I had set aside for D.I. He made sure I was in earshot and said, "'This fabric is so soft,' said the boy who wanted a new quilt." -Becca
It was too hard to pick one winner - so I picked two, and you are one of them!! Please email your address to mykidsquotesjj@gmail.com so I can send your book. Thanks so much for entering the contest and showing your support!
“Grandma’s not in heaven, Mom. She’s at the church in that bed box.” -Madison, 3 years old
ReplyDeleteI walked by the bathroom as my daughter was staring in the mirror to overhear her say, "My cheeks are unforgettable!" -Madison, 3 years old
ReplyDelete“When I was two, I used to lick my snot but now I know that is gross. Now whif I have snots, I use a Kleenex. And whif we’re out of Kleenex, I use toilet paper or paper towel. And whif we’re out of these, I just leave it there!” -Madison, 3 years old
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ReplyDeleteMy infant son was screaming as I was in the middle of cooking dinner so I asked my daughter to put his pacifier in. She got it situated and he instantly calmed down. She turned around with a giant smile on her face and shouted, "HE'S HEALED!" - Madison, 2 years old
ReplyDeleteIt was too hard to pick one winner - so I picked two, and you are one of them!! Please email your address to mykidsquotesjj@gmail.com so I can send your book. Thanks so much for entering the contest and showing your support!
Deletemy kid's favorite quote; What's for dinner?
ReplyDeleteWhen Adam was between 1 and 2 he used to say "Oh HAPPY DAY!"
ReplyDeleteWhenever I do something that Adam approves of (like driving over a railroad track, or fixing something) he says, "Good job Mommy, YOU DID IT!!"
ReplyDeleteIf Adam or Aaron want to be held they usually say, "I wanna hold you."
ReplyDeleteAlong the lines of holding, Adam used to say, "Mommy you wanna sit on my lap?" if he wants to sit on your lap.
ReplyDeleteOkay, one more....Adam just took a bunch of the stuffing out of our couch cushion which is starting to tear open, then he handed me all the white puffy fluff and said, "Mommy, please go make a snow ball, it's broken."
ReplyDeleteTripp passed some gas and he says "mommy what was that?" I said "I think it was your bum" he says " no I think it was a squirrel!"
ReplyDelete-Tripp 2 years old
My dad Told tripp that he loved him. Tripp says "I love haydon (his uncle) you can love krue (his baby brother). "
ReplyDeleteChamp was asleep one night and I went to check on him. When I walked in, he groggily rolled over and said 'Mom, will you slice me a peach?"
ReplyDeleteI got pulled over by an Idaho State Trooper with 2 yr old Champ in the back. The trooper greeted us at the window and before I could say anything, Champ piped up, "We don't have any drugs!"
ReplyDelete5 yr old Cooper said, "Mom when are we going to have a baby at our house?" I said, "I don't know, do you want one?" He said, "Yea I want two." Ack!
ReplyDeleteI am fragile!
ReplyDeleteMy son loves to read so we grounded him from reading until he got his room cleaned. Ten minutes later we go into his room and he is crying because "This is torture!"
ReplyDeleteMy 4-year-old nephew, when he found out that my 17-year-old brother was tending him while his parents were on vacation and the grandparents were out for the night, with his cute lisp and everything: "YOU'RE in charge?!"
ReplyDeleteJack was going through a pile of cuddly flannel I had set aside for D.I. He made sure I was in earshot and said, "'This fabric is so soft,' said the boy who wanted a new quilt."
ReplyDelete-Becca
It was too hard to pick one winner - so I picked two, and you are one of them!! Please email your address to mykidsquotesjj@gmail.com so I can send your book. Thanks so much for entering the contest and showing your support!
DeleteThanks to all of you for entering my contest!!!!
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